October 2009
5 posts
the blind leading the blind (part 22)
1. important people drink diet coke! BUT drinking diet coke will not make you important.
2. try to reserve your inane, boring, self indulgent phone conversations to the privacy of your own home. And if your windows are open- close them asshole! People can hear you! And the secret is: they don’t want to! your voice is noise.
3. watch a guy masturbate to know how he likes to be touched and...